Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Free Write #1: First Sexual Experience?!

Hey cupcakes! I have been wanting to give free writing a post a try for quite some time now, so I thought today I would give it a try! :) A free write is basically me writing a random post about a random topic (from this subject generator) in ten minutes without editing! It is something totally new for The Chic Cupcake, but I think it will be totally fun! Without further to do, here is today's topic:

Write about your first sexual experience.

Alright so when I first saw this prompt I was like "geez of course this would be what the random generator throws at me"... 
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But, I didn't want to cheat or anything like that, so I guess I'll write about the topic provided. Since I'm a virgin and don't really want to share my sexual experiences on the Internet, I thought I would write about my "first time" with something else: holding hands. 

Now the very first time I held hands with a guy was with my "boyfriend" in middle school (quotes around boyfriend cuz we couldn't even talk to each other like the stereotypical middle schoolers lol). SO, I was in 8th grade and this guy I liked was in 7th grade. I had just broken up with (haha the drama of middle school) my previous boyfriend, cuz I was totally head over heels with this 7th grader and didn't really like that guy anymore. The cute 7th grader liked me too, and I was SO excited when he asked me out at a middle school dance (like really though good job to do it face to face!). So we were totally a "thing" and decided to go on a group date to the movies with a ton of our friends. 

Now being the awkward person I was/still am, I was totally freaking out that he might try to hold my hand (which I had never done before).... So I did what any nervous girl would do: I crossed my arms so he couldn't even touch me! :P After like 3/4 of the movie went by, I realized that maybe I actually did want to hold his hand... So I decided to move my hand onto the arm rest. Now I KNOW he saw me do it, but he was also super nervous. He kept looking at my hand and FINALLY after like twenty minutes (I kid you not), he attempted to grab my hand and totally missed! Instead of holding my hand all sweet and cute, he was like grabbing the ends of my two longest fingers with his sweaty palms....

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It was so uncomfortable. After suffering through that for a few minutes, I was like "HECK NO" and moved my hand so that we were actually holding hands correctly. The movie was over in like ten minutes, so I only really got a few minutes of sweaty hand holding in... :( But, I still remember it as my first time, so I guess that's good that it was memorable! 

Well, my ten minute time limit is up! I feel like I didn't really get to write much, so I'm going to go back and add a few pictures. :) 

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1 comment:

  1. This was great!
    I'm sure it was super awkward then, but it's kinda funny now :D
    I love the idea, maybe I'll try it myself.

    xo Honey - ROYAL LIFESTYLE


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